No doubt, some days working as an exec in RIAA-land must feel like some bizzare Gattica themed dystopia in which everything is rigged against you. When people like former Clash manager Peter Jenner are making public statements declaring the end of your reign as king, it's normal for an institution to become radically paranoid.

In an interview with The Guardian Unlimited, Jenner says, "Rapid, consistent and complex change has enveloped the global music industry...the era of mass markets turning into an era of masses of niche markets is very real and exciting, with huge implications for the structures of the industry[...]labels could be forced to give up much of their control. The current record company model might well morph into that of venture capitalist licensors, working in partnership with artists to develop their businesses."

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[Guardian Unlimited via Hypebot]